Wrapping Christmas Presents with Puppy
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas, Christmas Funnies, Christmas Gifts, Dog Writing & Poems Monday Dec 17,2007
1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from puppy.
3. Remove scissors from older dog’s mouth.
4. Open box.
5. Take puppy out of box.
6. Remove tape from older dog’s mouth.
7. Take scissors away from puppy.
8. Put present in box.
9. Remove present from puppy’s mouth.
10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.
12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid.
13. Take tape away from older dog.
14. Unroll paper.
15. Take puppy OFF box.
My Dogs in their Christmas Hats
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Decorating, Christmas Funnies, Dog Pictures Friday Dec 14,2007Meet Jezzie and Bruti, these are my babies. Two sweet and beautiful English Springer Spaniels. Actually they’re not looking very happy right now. I get the feeling they don’t like their holiday finery!
These are about the two most pathetic looking pooches ever and all I asked was that they stay still for just a minute so I could take ‘cute’ Christmas pictures of them. They were not the least bit happy!
My Jezzie in her cute little Elf Hat! Doesn’t she look happy? 
Bruti in his Santa Hat. He actually shredded the hat to little fuzzy bits to show his displeasure after the photo session!
Cold Dogs in the Snow - Funny!
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Funnies, Dog Pictures Thursday Dec 13,2007
Ok, so maybe it’s not really Christmasy but it is funny!
Cute Christmas Dog Pictures
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Fun, Christmas Funnies, Dog Pictures Tuesday Dec 11,2007Now these aren’t your usual Christmas dog pictures. There are many dogs who will not even consider have themselves ‘decorated’ so here’s a way around it. These are some fun pictures I did for friends with dogs. 
This is Missy, an adorable little 4 year old Lhasa Apso mix. She gets to be a Christmas Angel Bear.
This is Rudy, a one year old Jack Russel Terrier mix with attitude. He gets to be a Santa Bear for Christmas
This is Lucy Lu, a cute little3 year old Miniature Poodle/Japanese Chin mix. She gets to be a Snowgirl for Christmas
This is River, an adorable little Havanese, not even a year old yet. She lives in Canada and it is cold, cold, cold so she got her own igloo and Christmas tree along with some little red mittens and a cap with a pom pom.
Hope you enjoyed those and maybe this gave you some ideas if your pooch won’t don the Santa Hat or Antlers you searched all over to buy just for them.
A Dog’s Christmas Promise
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Funnies Monday Dec 10,2007
Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the
surprises by opening all their presents.
Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas
stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect
my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by
taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F.
I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the
string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.
I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the
candy canes (which I will eat — paper and all).
I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after
they’re out of the stocking!
I will not even THINK about going underneath the
Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.
I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next
door, making my human have to call the vet’s at Christmas.
I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights
and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat
through the conservatory window.
I will not pee on Grandma’s Christmas presents that
are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.
I will not pee on the Christmas tree.
I will not steal the neighbor’s Christmas light bulbs.
The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog
dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.
Christmas Guard Dog
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Fun, Christmas Funnies, Dog Writing & Poems Sunday Dec 9,2007
By Shel Silverstein
Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve.
The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree.
I’m guarding the stockings I’m guarding the stockings I’m guarding the stockings
What’s that now—footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who’s this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard—
And a big sack for robbin’ the house?
A Dog’s Rules for Christmas
Author: Admin | Filed under: Christmas Decorating, Christmas Fun, Christmas Funnies Friday Dec 7,2007
- Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
- They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that al
l the gifts are yours.
- Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
- They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and
cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:
- Don’t pee on the tree.
- Don’t drink water in the container that holds the tree.
- Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
- If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don’t rip them open.
- Don’t chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree. Read more